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<h2>Stuffed Critter Testing Laboratory</h2>
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a division of
<h1><I>boSneY labs</I></H1>
<H3>The best can never rest,<BR>Until they pass our tests.</H3>
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We know the the new owner of this stuffed creature could put it through
trying times, thus to prevent any disappointment, we thoroughly pre-tested
this creature.
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Here at <EM><STRONG>boSneY labs</STRONG></EM>, we spared no expense and
have gone to every extreme in testing* so that we can assure you that this
stuffed creature will not merely survive but prosper even in the
toughest of times.
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We can assure you that this stuffed creature can survive in the harshest conditions known in New York City:
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<a href="cool.html"><img src="cool.t.jpg" align=left></a>
<a href="hot.html"><img src="hot.t.jpg" align=right></a>
<p>Freezing cold, Extreme Heat, Radiation, Acid Rain, Road Hazards, Lynch Mobs, and Body Peircing, Disorientation.
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<a href="nuke.html"><img src="nuke1.t.jpg" ></a>
<a href="washable.html"><img src="washable.t.jpg" ></a>
<a href="smoosh.html"><img src="smoosh.t.jpg" ></a>
<a href="skytie.html"><img src="skytie.t.jpg" ></a>
<a href="bang.html"><img src="bang.t.jpg" ></a>
<a href="spin.html"><img src="spin.t.jpg"></a>
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We hope this stuffed creature brings you years of joy and happiness.
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Sincerely,<p>
the staff at <EM><STRONG>boSneY labs</STRONG></EM>
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<B>* Kids: </B>These tests were performed by professionals
under controlled conditions,
<br><B>Do NOT </B>try them at home.<BR>
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<a name="fn2">**<EM>sorry 'bout the powder burns.</em>
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<h4> The <a href="spcsc.html">SPCSC</a> warrants that no stuffed creatures were killed during these tests.</h4>
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<em><STRONG>boSneY labs </STRONG></EM> is a trademark.<BR>
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Copyright <EM><STRONG>BoSnEY lAbS</STRONG></EM> 1992, 1996.</CENTER>
<CENTER><H4> <a href="reports.cgi?seconds=60" TARGET="critter">Test reports</a>
available on request.</h4><BR>
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